The Slot Whisperer Tee – Results May Vary Wildly
Introducing the shirt for anyone who has ever leaned into a slot machine and confidently whispered, “C’mon baby, you owe me.” The Slot Whisperer Tee proudly declares your special talent while also offering the legal disclaimer we all need: results may vary… dramatically… often in the direction of “well, that didn’t go as planned.”
The front delivers the punchline, while the back features the official Justa Jer logo—your seal of authenticity that you take your shenanigans seriously, but not yourself. Made from soft, durable fabric, this tee can handle everything from penny slots to high-limit heartbreaks, plus all the “just one more” moments in between.
Whether you’re filming a casino adventure, chasing bonus rounds, or silently negotiating with a machine like it’s a hostage situation, this shirt sets the mood. It says you have skills, charm, and questionable judgment—but always in the most entertaining way possible.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Justa Jer
- Email: contact@support.shop.justajer.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
The Slot Whisperer Tee – Results May Vary Wildly Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
16.75
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17.88
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
19.13
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20.38
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21.63
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.75
|